Moving on to today's subject, she is the World's Oldest C---. She's not the world's biggest c--- or the most stupid c---. But she has been at it since I was a lad. Not exactly on center stage any more, but I recently heard the latest bit of nonsense from this C---. Who by the way is Phyllis Schlafly. My contemporaries remember her as a leading campaigner against the Equal Rights Amendment during the 1970's. I hadn't thought about her much until she was blowing some new malarkey out of her pie hole.
In her latest crackpot theory, this old C--- claims that President Obama is deliberately letting the Ebola virus sweep into America to make it more like Africa. I don't even know what that means. I would first tell that C--- that her boys Georgie and Dick didn't exactly keep their hands on the wheel during a certain September, and oh by the way the body count so far is Ebola: 1, 9-11 Terrorists: 2,977. In fairness to the withered C---, I would agree that attack did not make America more like the Middle East.
I think I may paint portraits of another c--- or two. Fox News has a whole barnfull to choose from and I fear that one or two may soon join the US Congress. Such is life. Can't get through it without running into the occasional c---. By the way, C--- is short for crazy bitch. You knew that, right?
Crazy Bitch: Phyllis Schlafly |