Saturday, February 28, 2015

Don't Call This Caterer  2015-W09

Fox News employs no shortage of people who can be divided into two base groups: idiots and crazys, although many are able to switch hit should a rebalancing become necessary after one factors in the "guests".

Wasting no time this year, the crazy idiots at Fox n Friends decide to kickstart 2015 by admonishing the women of America they should better cater to their menfolk. Listen up, ladies: more foot rubs. This gem and others apparently originate from a new book of dating advice for women. Surprise, written by men. We do know what we like...

The bizarre segment featured today's subject, Ainsley Earhardt. She testified her resolve to do more for her man. If I were him I'd be in a little panic as to what she might be cooking up behind those overpainted eyes and gigantic gnashers. Good luck, pally!



Fox Crazy Blonde NOS

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Bark Bark Bark 2015-W06

Wellity well well well...  seems to me like I last blogged a few weeks ago. But according to mathematics, turns out to be nearer to 8 weeks.

And boy have I been hearing about it. Beginning last weekend I got emails, texts, and to-my-face "ahems" as to what's up with not blogging. How nice is that, to be missed out of someone's day/week/month?

Also fascinating: these where's your blog barkings sounded in roughly the same amount of time elapsed since my last posting. Could be an important social or behavioral sciences research project there. I leave it to those scientists to decide.

Back in mid-December I made a truly horrible first effort using gouache, so maybe the shame of that combined with the holiday rush and post holiday recovery conspired to delay all posting. Maybe not. Maybe I just needed a short break. We'll never know, but I'm finally digging out. Much like last weekend with all the snow.

2014 saw me paint several variations of a Bad Kitty. As I much prefer dogs over cats, I felt the pooches were short changed, so let's fix that. You have seen today's subject, Olive Puccio, previously on August 8th. That's when I announced the blog posting time was moving to Saturdays circa 5pm. The observant among you will notice that this post is going up on Sunday morning. That's because I had a much needed, awesome 3 hour nap on Saturday. Thanks noisy girls upstairs. But back to Olive, I think she will feature in some more studies while I stretch my painting legs and get back into my art groove.

Along with Olive variations I have a couple pent up portraits I feel ready to tackle. A book about how to approach Abstract painting lies atop my bedtime reading stack so we'll see if that long awaited foray into non-representational painting gets any traction in 2015. Meanwhile, here is the adorable Olive. Enjoy, and I'm glad to be back!



Olive II