Don't Call This Caterer 2015-W09

Fox News employs no shortage of people who can be divided into two base groups: idiots and crazys, although many are able to switch hit should a rebalancing become necessary after one factors in the "guests".

Wasting no time this year, the crazy idiots at Fox n Friends decide to kickstart 2015 by admonishing the women of America they should better cater to their menfolk. Listen up, ladies: more foot rubs. This gem and others apparently originate from a new book of dating advice for women. Surprise, written by men. We do know what we like...

The bizarre segment featured today's subject, Ainsley Earhardt. She testified her resolve to do more for her man. If I were him I'd be in a little panic as to what she might be cooking up behind those overpainted eyes and gigantic gnashers. Good luck, pally!

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